Massage first, then a nap? Or reverse?

You’re an elite sales athlete who constantly deals with mental, and sometimes, physical challenges. (Business travel is for the birds, eh?)

You spent all week darting from one thing to another, and now it’s time to tend to your body.

Pick up your phone and book a massage for yourself today.

If you can’t get in this weekend, make an appointment for next weekend because it’ll come fast enough, and you’ll need a massage then too!

And because all of this scheduling is exhausting, take a nap afterward! It’s the weekend.

The only thing better than a massage and a nap is a roll-on-the-floor laugh from this clip featuring the worst massage ever. Sampling a few seconds of this outlandish technique will make you appreciate the massage you’ll get today.

Warning: while the color commentary in this clip is brilliant, the massage technique is insane…watch with an open mind and a strong head!