9/20/2025-Mindfulness is great, so is Body-fulness

You’re an elite sales athlete who constantly deals with mental and physical challenges. (Business travel is for the birds, eh?)

You spent all week darting from one thing to another, and now it’s time to tend to your body.

Weekend “mindfulness” is great, but so too is “body-fulness”! (huh?)

Pick up your phone and book a massage for yourself today.

If you can’t get in this weekend, make an appointment for next weekend because it’ll come fast enough, and you’ll need a massage then too!

While you’re at it, make another appointment for two weeks after that.

And because this scheduling will most likely be exhausting, nap afterward! It’s the weekend.

The only thing better than a massage is a ROTF from this proposterous clip featuring the worst massage ever.

Sampling a few seconds of this outlandish technique will make you appreciate the massage you’ll get today.

Warning: the massage technique showcased in this clip is insane, and a bit hard to witness at times, but the color commentary is brilliant!